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Its come, time for a stick From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (693 days old)

Reading someone else's blog made me think how i feel about having to admit that I need a stick.I carried a rolled up umbrella all sumer rather than admit I needed a stick, I live on the sunshine coast… more

Mad poet is back From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (697 days old)

just a quicky to let all my freind know i am still alive,got lots of catching up to do hope to speak to you all soon … more

Introductions..... From Anram in Let's Talk About...... (886 days old)

Hi All,:wave: Herewith our own Blog to Talk about absolutely ANYTHING! New restaurants, fav recipe, Picnic spots or blowing off some steam.... Feel free to talk bout your day-today life! Hav… more

LIFE From 4U2NV in 4U2NV (890 days old)

WHAT IS LIFE ABOUT ..HOW DOES A PERSON KNOW IF IT I SRIGHT OR WRONG ...CAN CHOSES BE MADE FOR YOU OR DO YOU MAKE YOUR OWN CHOICES .I HAVE HAD PLENTY AND DIFFRENT EXPERIENCES IN MY LIFE ..BUT IT SEEMS … more

old gits of the world unite From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (913 days old)

I’m thinking of buying a vest.I’ve reached that time of life.When I can slurp drinking a cup of tea.And eat peas off of me knife.  I can start being rude to children.And I’m lea… more

sorry about the bad word From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (913 days old)

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From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (914 days old)

A true story and its source was the Australian Quarantine Inspection Service in Adelaide. A bloke and his family were on holidays in the United States and went to Mexico for a week.  An avid… more

From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (914 days old)

A true story and its source was the Australian Quarantine Inspection Service in Adelaide. A bloke and his family were on holidays in the United States and went to Mexico for a week.  An avid… more

The poetry is coming back,or is it the madness From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (917 days old)

I had one escape from reality That used to be my dreams To drift away to that subconscious world Where nothings what it seems Lots of dreams I remember And some im pleased to forget Som… more

hi friends From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (922 days old)

Sorry i hav not been around for a wile i still read most days and make the ocasional comment but not bloging at the moment but its nice to see what you ar all up to. I will be back thanks for not… more

I think i can feell a blog coming on From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (963 days old)

Sorry ive been away so long and thanks for all the good wishes and private mesages,I do pop in most days for a few mins so i think i know whats going on but i sure i have a lot of catching up to do.&n… more

Probably not going to die tonight From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1007 days old)

DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME Thanks for askingI feel much better nowI got through another weekI really don’t know how. Thanks very much for askingThe old troubles back againI’m no… more

THINKING ABOUT BUETIFULL WOMEN From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1019 days old)

SYMPATHY FOR AN AGEING LOVER  It must be worse for you, you used to be a beauty.It must be ‘ard now your looks are gonetime ‘as took its toll and your starting to look oldand your bre… more

women a diferent spiecise From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1024 days old)

What is it with women; my partner is sitting watching the green mile on TV sobbing but wont turn it off? I don’t understand … more

Lesbians again From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1024 days old)

It say in the paper that lesbians make good parentsI don’t know how they know’sBut I know from personal experience They make bloody good video’ssorry folks it just sliped out… more

advert for a new wife From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1026 days old)

FRANK’S NEW WIFE . Young Frank’s wife ‘ad left ‘im,after the breast implant affair,‘E got ‘ome from work one night,and there she was not there. Well … more

sunrise From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1026 days old)

The sun is shining the sea is calm all is wellmy littl part of the planet looks good today… more

Life goes on From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1027 days old)

Life go’s on they sayWell that don’t help a bitIts little consolationWhen you’re life is full of shit… more

The lonley man From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1028 days old)

When the moths come taping on the windowFor me to let them in to the lightI don’t think it would be humaneTo lock them out all night  So I open up the fanlightAnd welcome them insideThey ar… more

Mr Sings hot arse curry From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1029 days old)

If ever you are hungry,And need sustenance in a hurry,I can thouraly recommendMr. Sings number 2 meat curry.  Its got onions and Garlic,An unspecified sort of meat,Lots of secret ingredients,That… more

life begins at forty, bullshit From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1029 days old)

Who said life begins at fortyThey must be bloody madArthritis begins at fortyJust ask my poor old dad… more

Elvis Presley the King of what From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1031 days old)

Elvis Presley, dont you think he should have stoped singing and stuck with what he did best, Acting… more

trying to make friends in Liverpool From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1032 days old)

she loves you ya yashe loves you ya yatwo of the beatles wrote thatso how did they get so fameuose writing such utter crap… more

Why dont women understand From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1032 days old)

AN INTERESTING HOBBY Since I’ve reached a certain ageand don’t chase women any moreI’ve developed quite an interestin my Black and Decker saw I’ve joined the Saffron … more

Send a card please From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1032 days old)

I am 59 today that must make me an old gitt so i will post an old git poem later… more

I WISH I WAS A LESBIAN. From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1033 days old)

We are on our own. If I’d been one o’ them lesbians,or a homosexual come to that,or I was an ethnic minority,anorexic or excessively fat,or if I wer a single mother,or ‘ad spent… more

Another silly one from M.P From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1038 days old)

Shuting up shop for a rew days so i may not get to blog but i will be thinking of you all,here is one about something that hapens to me allthe time CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF THE ABSURD KIND  Our ey… more

Its only a game From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1038 days old)

Being a bit of a miserable bastard I don’t normally enter into games but as a few have been kind enough to nominate me it would be rude not to so reluctantly.  I am a grumpy old bastard mos… more

What a love potion From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1040 days old)

I ain’t jealous  That peter stringfellow wer in the paper to dayTelling how he pulls them gorgeous birdsits all down to is well kept body good looksand all is fancy wordsIt’s not… more

A POO POEM From mad-poet in stuff to do on a purple day (1042 days old)

THE WONDER OF POO Isn’t dog shit wonderful stuff,it just lay in yer path and don’t smell,Till yer treads it in to the carpet,then it stinks like hell.… more